Age: 21
Race: Human
Happy-go-lucky by nature and a natural extrovert, Zane is a normal boy who happens to heal from absurd injuries and has currently found himself captive on an alternate plane of existance. Currently at the mercy of a red robot and his teleporting magical rats in hats. Would normally be addicted to energy drinks, be a natural insomniac, and be coveted as the best FPS player within his monkey circle. Loves his own goatee over most any material posession. Needs glasses, but won't admit it. Prone to making bad decisions.
Natalie "Nat"
Age: 20 (deceased)
Race: Human
Currently dead due to getting struck in the torso with a poison-tipped arrow after entering a portal over who would make breakfast. "Soul" is kept in Simon's omni-tool until he finds out what to do with it. Is rather unhappy and confused about that whole situation in general. Was a partial introvert and best friend of Zane, and was also fond of watching boys playing soccer. Lover of grape jelly on french toast, the color pink. Is deathly afraid of mice. Has poor color coordination, especially in relation to her own clothing.
Simon
Age: Unknown
Race: Assumed Human
Self-proclaimed Exterminator of Funk, pHD, rather consistently uncovers various paranormal entities and oddities. Sometimes nicknames them things like Butters and Wilson. May or may not have nuclear-powered goggles. Finds most life-threatening experiences to be -awesome-. Currently allergic to combs and brushes. Prodigy in mathematics and applied sciences. Enjoys writing bad poetry. Invented the turtleneck that can double as a mask. Dislikes pancakes, screw-off lids, epileptic crocodiles. Wears glasses on occasion to "look a bit clever" and relies on interesting gadgets to get things done. Has an omni-tool capable of becoming a laser-scythe. Really, really hates the Krenn.
Queen Akemi
Age: Unknown
Race: Krenn
The patron of the Tower of Trattato, a very powerful and very, very moody queen who puts up with Simon's antics because she finds him to be rather adorable. Glows when angry. Has purple skin. Wishes she knew how to french braid.
Aken'on
Age: Unknown
Race: Krenn
King of the Krenn in all but title, and general all-around hard-ass. Has a large, rather pointy crown and a huge mace made of solid gold. Really hates humans, with good reason. Wants to re-take Trattato. Enjoys torture. Can hold his breath for, like, ten minutes.
The Rats in Hats
Age: Unknown
Race: Rat
A bunch of rats wearing oddly small hats that cling to their heads despite the lack of a proper skull form suited for them. Usually travel in packs. Seemingly led by the one in the top hat. Can apparently teleport. Enjoy hands. Work for the Orange-red guy with the scary face.
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Age: Unknown
Race: Construct
Clearly a robot that has stolen Zane's hand. Enjoys lighting small dolls of Simon on fire.
Robbie
Age: 3
Race: Construct
Simon's personal bodyguard, named after nursemaid droid in Issac Asimov's I, Robot. Nuclear-powered, wonderful at chess. Capable of turning it up to 11.
Ly, Warrior of Shadow and Death
Age: Unknown
Race: Unknown
Little is known about Ly, other than that she has been in every single Enigma Machine comic to date. However, she is so stealthy, not even the artist knows where she is after he draws her.